You eat, you are fat. You donât eat, you are a freak.
You drink, you are an alcoholic. You donât drink, you are a pussy.
You read, you are a nerd. You donât read, you are stupid.
You tell a secret, you are an attention seeker.
You donât tell a secret, you are still an attention seeker.
You let someone in, you are easy. You donât let someone in, you are too uptight.
You smoke, you think you are cool. You donât smoke, you are a loser.
Youâve had sex, you are a slut. You havenât had sex, you are stuck up.
You wear makeup, you are fake. You donât wear makeup, you are ugly.
YOU CANâT PLEASE ANYONE. EVER.