You eat, you are fat. You don’t eat, you are a freak.
You drink, you are an alcoholic. You don’t drink, you are a pussy.
You read, you are a nerd. You don’t read, you are stupid.
You tell a secret, you are an attention seeker.
You don’t tell a secret, you are still an attention seeker.
You let someone in, you are easy. You don’t let someone in, you are too uptight.
You smoke, you think you are cool. You don’t smoke, you are a loser.
You’ve had sex, you are a slut. You haven’t had sex, you are stuck up.
You wear makeup, you are fake. You don’t wear makeup, you are ugly.
YOU CAN’T PLEASE ANYONE. EVER.